Transcending the Nine Heavens - Chapter 168 Stimulated Battle!
Usually, these vicious traps should have killed at least two people and left the remainder alive but riddled with injuries. However, the intruders managed to leave without a scratch. In fact, after the aphrodisiac started to take effect, other than the discomfort they had to endure, their speed increased greatly.
They had not reached the final swelling state which could kill them. Therefore the aphrodisiac instead aided them by increasing their fighting ability and enabling to get past the traps which they would have otherwise experienced difficulty getting past.
The phrase “eating aphrodisiac makes a fierce tiger” was fully reflected here. More accurately, they were so fierce, it was extremely terrifying. However, it has actually been part of a trap designed to slow them down and they had actually not taken it of their own accord.
King of Hell Chu would never have imagined that the aphrodisiac would have such an effect on them and this thus created a flaw in his plans.
If the King of Hell Chu was able to see what was happening, he probably would have rolled his eyes and exclaimed, “this world is really far too incredible! Eleven guys fighting with three legs; is truly a sight to behold! This is truly what it means to be fighting with everything!”
This was indeed the case. Eleven masters bursting through danger with flushed faces and an excited demeanour that made their hair stand on its ends. They continued to shout without stopping to rest, “Attack! To Tang Xin Sheng’s cell!”
The first Command Horse Rider brutally palmed the wall which sent a piece of metal filled with poisonous nails flying. They had finally gotten to the cell! Inside was a man, curled up in a corner. As they arrived, he lifted his head to look in their direction.
The two Command Horse Riders were extremely elated.
This person’s face looked exactly like the picture of Tang Xin Sheng drawn by Diwu Qing Rou.
“Number One! The prime minister sent us to rescue you!”
The moment Tang Xin Sheng heard this, he became extremely emotional. His mouth opened widely but seemed unable to say anything. He tried to move his body but he wasn’t unable to even stand. He was probably so severely injured that he was no longer capable of making any large movements.
Number One had definitely suffered immense torture!
The Command Horse Rider quickly raised his sword and swung hard at the steel padlock. This resulted in the lock being broken into many small pieces. He then kicked the door open and rushed in. Finally, he swung his sword repeatedly to chop up all the chains which were around Tang Xing Sheng’s body. Finally, he crouched down and placed Tang Xin Sheng on his back before roaring, “We have succeeded; let’s go!”
Eleven joyful people jumped out from within the thick smoke.
However, none of them were actually happy about being able to rescue Number One. At that point in time, all they could think about was where the closest brothel in Iron Cloud Citadel was!
Their nether regions felt as though they were about to explode!
Suddenly, the martial masters from Bu Tian Pavilion and the prince’s manor appeared from out of nowhere and started running towards the intruders, ready to assault them.
The moment they appeared, they burst into laughter as though mocking that group.
The tight-fitting outfits that they were wearing revealed the erection which all of them had.
“Hey, boss! Look at these guys showing off their sizes. How did their nether region get so inflated?” One person mocked as he was fighting, “Damn, how are they so big; they must be at least half a pound each!”
The ambush group had already taken the antidote beforehand and therefore wasn’t worried about anything.
“Yes, yes. They seem to be very uncomfortable!” Another person jumped in, “But why are they uncomfortable?”
“Nonsense! The minister used twenty pounds of aphrodisiac; they must have not wanted to waste even a single bit and inhaled as much as possible! If it was you, wouldn’t you feel uncomfortable? There are no women here; it would be rather strange if they weren’t uncomfortable! This is the first time that I have ever heard of aphrodisiac being weighed in pounds!”
While their martial strength was not equal to that of the intruders, and they were all covered with injuries, they still continued to mock them.
“Strange, they could take care of it and get out at the same time; why do they have to be so uncomfortable?” One person said as he spat out blood and continued to fight. The words that he said actually distracted his opponent and made him slow down. Take care of it and get out at the same time? How?
“You can’t take care of it; it’s aphrodisiac!” One another voice cried out, “How would it be possible for a guy to deal with it alone?”
“It’s very simple!” The other person continued, “All they need to do is to take off their pants. Ah no. All they need to do is use their energy to make a hole. The first guy can sacrifice himself and everyone else behind him would be able to feel much more comfortable!”
“Just think about it. All the first guy needs to do is to stick out his butt and the person behind him would have somewhere to solve his issue! The others can just connect behind accordingly and become like a long dragon flying into the clouds! All of them are martial masters and hence will only need a brief moment. In addition, they would still have two free hands which would allow them to hold their weapons and continue the fight with us!”
This guy’s mouth was unbearably dirty; even though he was being beaten and spitting blood everywhere, he continued to laugh, “This path is not that long; all they need to do is to run fast to get out of here! Haha, you can do many things with martial arts! Don’t you guys see? This is what they call a concerted effort!”
His words immediately caused a burst of laughter, “Not bad, not bad! Haha, one person after another… so romantic! Once they have a taste, they might get addicted! Hahaha!”
“Perhaps we don’t need to fight with them! We’ll just wait until they reach their climax and we will be able to deal with them as we please! Oh, f*! I got injured again! Just because you have a big junk you think that you are so great?”
His words had infuriated the martial masters of Golden Horse Riders Department. They all started to aim for him, and he became more and more pitiful. At the very moment when his life was in danger, he smiled strangely and said, “Friends, my suggestion is not bad; you should give it a try!”
“Try, your grandfather!” Before he finished speaking, a master from Golden Horse Riders Department stabbed his heart. Yet, he still managed to sneak in a laugh before dying.
While Chu Yang had planted many martial masters for the ambush, but their strength was incomparable to the Golden Horse Riders. After fighting for a brief period of time, the eleven intruders had reached the door with only half of them sustaining injuries.
The moment they almost met up with their people on the outside was also the moment where the aphrodisiac’s effect was at its peak. Their eyes were bloodshot, and their mouths were panting.
Their current unfortunate situation was truly indescribable.
A ninth grade Revered Martial Artist along with a few subordinates were still blocking and dealing with an endless waves of soldiers outside. They were on the verge of being unable to hold their ground when they saw their buddies emerge. They cried out in joy, “Hurry! We can’t hold them anymore!”
Suddenly, their happy voices turned to shock, “What is this? Why are you guys like this?”
“Their grandmother! The prison is filled with aphrodisiac!” The Revered Command Horse Rider who was carrying Tang Xin Sheng roared in rage. He was so angry that his entire face changed, “All of us have been affected!”
“Pooh!” The Command Horse Rider that was outside could not help but spat and cursed, “Motherf*! This is really…!” Looking at their red faces, he knew that they weren’t able to control it any longer!
As he saw one of the guys eye his ass with lust, he could not help but shudder. He lamented silently, “Damn King of Hell Chu; how much aphrodisiac did he use?”
“Rush out! Kill!” Knowing things that this could not be delayed any further; the three Command Horse Riders ordered in unison.
At that moment, the Command Horse Rider carrying Tang Xin Sheng suddenly felt a strange sensation on his back. He turned his head only to find Tang Xin Sheng smiling strangely. Right after, he suddenly felt pain in his nether regions.
“Aaaah…!!!” Two Command Horse Riders cried out in pain.
This man had grabbed the crotches of the two Command Horse Riders with his two hands… and twisted with all his might.
The move was so unexpected that the two Command Horse Riders were unable to even react. They had not imagined that a critically injured individual could do something like that. Moreover, his movement was as quick as a ninth grade Revered level master.
In addition, they never dreamed that they would be attacked in such a position.
This was one of the most vulnerable locations to attack. While it was hard, there was no way of protecting it from a surprise attack.
He twisted and pulled; if someone had seen this, they would have exclaimed, “Wow, that looks so long! You have such a long steel bar!”
Unfortunately, there were no steel bars.
The faces of these two Command Horse Riders twisted and experienced pain beyond their wildest imaginations. Their eyes popped out and their bodies curled up as they trembled in pain.
“Bam! Bam!” Number One quickly sent out two powerful palms on the heads of the two. Before they could even make a sound, they fell face flat and blood began to pour out from their orifices.
Number One then immediately continued, moving as fast as electricity itself as he punched and kicked the intruders. Each one of the moves was directly aimed at the most uncomfortable spot of the martial masters from Golden Horse Riders Department.
Seven of them were caught off guard and sustain injuries. Upon seeing what had happened to the rest, the remainder clutched on tightly onto their family jewels and screamed in pain.
“We have fallen for their trap! This guy is not Number One! This is the most dangerous trap of all!” The remaining Command Horse Rider finally reacted; he shouted, “Bastard! I will chop you to pieces!”