Transcending the Nine Heavens - Chapter 209 Fresh And Hot Third Brother
All of a sudden, everyone broke down! Gu Du Xing had mentioned that he was about to break through; Dong Wu Shang also mentioned the same and while Luo Ke Di did not mention anything, anyone could tell from his smug look that he was going to break through that month. Given the current situation, the deadline wasn’t a problem for any of them.
However, Ji Mo was the only one who didn’t make any mention of the subject was the one to break through before they did!
Within a split moment, everyone felt as though they had been stricken by lightning. They stood there stunned and staring into blank space, speechless.
Chu Yang had continually broken through which had already made everyone shocked beyond belief. However, even if he were to break through again, he would remain as the big brother and nothing would have changed! Whereas at this time, the ranking within the brothers is dependent on the order of breakthrough and was the primary focus of everyone.
Gu Du Xing’s cultivation was the highest and he had broken through the fastest thus snatching the position of second brother. There was nothing anyone else could say about that!
Thus out of the top three positions, two were already gone. Everyone was frantically trying to attain the position of the third brother. Even though during this time, everyone was fighting one another and the situation was a little chaotic, they were also secretly competing against one another.
Each person thought that he would be the one to get the third brother position!
This had been especially true for Dong Wu Shang who was almost sure that he was about to get the position of third brother. He could not believe that this punk had jumped out of nowhere and snatched the position of third brother away from him.
“There is no heavenly justice… no heavenly justice…” Dong Wu Shang murmured listlessly. Luo Ke Di and Rui Bu Tong looked at him empathetically.
While both of them were also competing for the position, they knew for a fact that they were weaker than Dong Wu Shang. Therefore, they had not expected Ji Mo to beat Dong Wu Shang as he did. Even though they were extremely disheartened by everything that happened, as they looked at Dong Wu Shang acting the way he did, they couldn’t help but feel a little better.
Someone is riding a horse, and I am only riding a donkey, but there is a beggar behind me!
“Wu Shang…” Luo Ke Di tried hard to show an expression of pain as he gave Dong Wu Shang a pat on the shoulder, “Come to think of it… In this world, everything changes like that. Nothing is certain. It has been said that seventy to eighty percent of life cannot be what we want… In truth, Ji Mo is strong; I am okay with him as a third brother …”
Dong Wu Shang hyperventilated and frowned without saying a word.
Luo Ke Di was extremely happy but kept it inside. Now that he saw Dong Wu Shang making such a face, he became more sly and added, “While Ji Mo broke through seventh grade this time, you will soon break through eighth grade. You will still be one grade higher than him. That is more important, haha… Hahaha… Ahwooh…”
Half way through his speech, he could not help but took joy in his misfortune. He unexpectedly stomped his feet and laughed while spraying saliva on Dong Wu Shang’s body…
After letting out two laughs, Luo Ke Di suddenly realized: Shoot! This is not the time to revel in someone else’s suffering. This bastard might use his black saber and fight me… His laughter immediately subsided, and his face turned pale.
“Did you laugh enough? Is it really funny? Are you feeling very happy?” Dong Wu Shang narrowed his eyes and looked at Luo Ke Di almost in anger. His dark skin tone along with his sharp gaze made him look extremely fearsome. His countenance was calm, but a dangerous air was emitted from his gaze.
“Ah, no! Not funny! Not happy!” Luo Ke Di quickly shook his head in response. Even the flesh on his cheeks shook as he said repeatedly, “Unhappy! Very unhappy!”
“Unhappy! Let me help you feel better!” Dong Wu Shang let out a roar and grabbed Luo Ke Di’s collar. Luo Ke Di was panicked; he knew that Dong Wu Shang was extremely upset, and he had carelessly teased him. Upon being aware of his intentions and knew that he was about to get beaten up, Luo Ke Di desperately tried to escape!
One person desperately tried pulled back as the other desperately tried to pull away. Both of them had great strength and had activated their martial energy. Straight away, something unexpected happened…
Rip! A white body flew out in an arc over the air and fell into a pile of white snow. Luo Ke Di yelled out angrily, “Dong Wu Shang! You deserved to be chopped to pieces! I will fight to the death with you…”
Although he said this in haste, he was trying to cover himself and conceal his embarrassment.
Dong Wu Shang was also surprised as he held the clothes in his hand, he suddenly roared with laughter.
As it turned out, the two had managed to rip apart all of the clothes on Luo Ke Di! Right now, Luo Ke Di was no different from a new born babe… pure, white…
The other two standing nearby were stunned for a moment. After they realized what had happened, they took a deep breath and began laughing uncontrollably.
“Hahaha!” Rui Bu Tong was gleeful. Today was the happiest day in his life. First, he got to witness Luo Ke Di getting a beating. Then, he got to see Dong Wu Shang beaten by Ji Mo. After that, he was able to watch Luo Ke Di getting another beating, “Hahaha… I saw Luo Ke Di’s whip earlier; I can’t believe I get to see another one…”
“Mmm, this one is a little short though.” Gu Du Xing had never felt so amused; he laughed until his entire body trembled. He said, “No wonder Ji Mo worshiped Luo Ke Di’s butt so much; it is a truly such a temptation…”
Dong Wu Shang forgot about dealing with Luo Ke Di and held onto a tree trunk laughing in glee.
At that moment, Ji Mo had just come out of his meditative state. The very moment that he had opened his eyes, he saw someone with one hand over his crotch in an attempt to cover it. He was jumping up and down as he yelled, “Give me clothes…”
When this person jumped in front of Gu Du Xing, Gu Du Xing was gone. He ran to Rui Bu Tong, and Rui Bu Tong disappeared. He Ran to Dong Wu Shang, and Dong Wu Shang jumped to the top of the tree…
Since then, he could only see this guy covering his butt and his family jewel as he tried to hide with his red body.
Ji Mo took a closer look and realized that this person was Luo Ke Di! Second young master Luo! His eyes rolled as he called out, “I say, second young master Luo, is the weather really that hot?”
“Hey… Ji Mo, third brother! Third brother…” Luo Ke Di instantly found a savior and sweetly called him third brother, “Third brother, oh third brother, please give me clothes to wear first…”
Ji Mo was immediately satisfied from by Luo Ke Di’s greeting and calling him third brother! This third brother throne, I finally get to sit on it!
Without any hesitation, he took off the cloak on his body. The moment he was about to hand it over, he paused and asked, “What happened?”
“Come on… Give it to me.” Luo Ke Di grabbed the cloak and hastily put it on himself. It covered him from top to bottom while his hands tightly held the opening together. He finally felt a little more secure.
As Luo Ke Di looked at everyone around, he shivered with fear and stuttered, “Hey, the weather is a little bit cold…”
He was a sixth grade Martial Great Master. In this snowy weather, he could be naked for half a month and not feel cold. However, now that he said this, it made everyone rolled over with laughter.
“Yes, it’s really cold! So cold that second young master Luo decided to take off all of his clothes!” Dong Wu Shang laughed loudly.
“Dong Wu Shang!” Luo Ke Di shouted angrily, “You are the one responsible for all of this!”
“I am definitely responsible!” Dong Wu Shang laughed and clasped his hands together, “Everyone, it seems that my future happiness is set. Second young master Luo wants to marry me…”
Ji Mo laughed for a while before remembering his good fortune. He immediately stopped laughing and let out a dry cough, “Everyone!”
Everyone stopped playing around and looked at him.
“Second brother above, please accept the respect of this third brother!” Ji Mo ceremoniously walked in front of Gu Du Xing and kowtowed.
Gu Du Xing was surprised and involuntarily said, “Third brother, please stand up…” Then he reached out his arms and helped Ji Mo up.
“It’s everyone else’s turn!” After he performed his ceremony, Ji Mo did not wait for Gu Du Xing’s polite response. He quickly turned around and said with the countenance of a proud and petty person, “Are you still not going to greet your third brother?”
Dong Wu Shang suddenly went silent and looked as if fire was about to shoot out of his eyes.
“What? Dong Wu Shang, you can’t accept this?” Ji Mo lifted his head towards the sky with a condescending look and asked, “The question is were you quicker or was I quicker? Should I call you third brother?”
Dong Wu Shang huffed as his eyes widened in disbelief.
“What? Are you not keeping your promise? Do you want to abandon your good name? You want…” Ji Mo sneered cockily.
“Third…” Dong Wu Shang closed his eyes.
“Third what? I can’t hear you…” Ji Mo perked up his ear and attempted to clear his ear with his finger as though he was unable to hear Dong Wu Shang.
“Third brother…” Dong Wu Shang was washed with anguished and disgrace as he felt extremely dissatisfied with losing the position of third brother to Ji Mo.
“Ah…” Ji Mo’s voice stretched out as he was demonstrated his lungs’ capacity. He was extremely satisfied by being able to rub his success in the face of Dong Wu Shang. In just a brief moment, he was filled with joy.
“And the two of you?” Ji Mo stuck up his nose, “It’s your turn; quickly!”
“Third… brother…” Luo Ke Di and Rui Bu Tong looked at him with a dissatisfied look as they greeted him with great reluctance.
“Good! Haha…” Ji Mo was cocky. He even feigned sincerity and told them, “Three junior brothers, you must try hard. Haha, on the off chance that you unable to break through by the deadline, even third brother will not be able to help you. You should know, that talent cannot happen without hardship, a sword would be dull without sharpening…”
Dong Wu Shang and the other two grounded their teeth as they looked at the triumphant third brother standing in front of them. All they wanted to do at that point was to stick a stinky sock into his mouth to shut him up.
“Third brother… cough cough…” Dong Wu Shang’s face was as dark as a pot’s bottom, “When I was training, there were some things I could not understand. I would like to try them out with third brother…”
Ji Mo was immediately tongue-tied, “You can try them out with second brother…”
“I have already worked with second brother.” Dong Wu Shang squeezed his knuckles, and the cracking sounds of his joints rang out, “You are third brother; of course I have to look for you and try them out and learn a few things!”
Ji Mo’s eyes rolled as he backed up. However, Dong Wu Shang had already let out a loud yell as he poured all of his anguish into this “learning” session…