Ultimate Scheming System - Chapter 1071 - We Are Doomed!
Chapter 1071: We Are Doomed!
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Do it now?
What do you mean?
People were shocked by Xu Que’s words. When they turned to Xu Que in puzzlement, they found he was loosening his belt!
Gasp! Buttface gasped and shouted in surprise, “Holy sh*t! Little brat, are you always so horrible? Don’t tell me you want to do that with a corpse!”
“No, please don’t do that! Little brat!” Duan Jiude also said in surprise, “This dead woman was pretty. But it is still very dangerous to do that!”
Hearing that, the other people in the area were flabbergasted!
Do that with a corpse? The dead woman is pretty but dangerous?
What do you mean by saying that? Does it mean Xu Que is going to…?
Xu Que stared at Buttface and Duan Jiude and said disdainfully, “Perverts! Your brains are full of filthy ideas! Haven’t you ever watched a zombie movie before? How could you be so ignorant? The most effective weapon to defeat zombies is a virgin boy’s pee!”
“Virgin boy’s pee?” Once again, people listening were surprised. This was the first time they had ever heard of this method!
“It restricts Yin with Yang. The virgin boy’s pee is something of pure Yang. This dead woman is something of pure Yin. We can subdue her by spraying the virgin boy’s pee in her face!” Xu Que said seriously.
Buttface, who was amused by Xu Que’s words, said, making a mocking expression at Xu Que, “Are you kidding? Little brat, don’t try to fool me. I know you are no longer a virgin. How could you have a virgin boy’s pee? You are really shameless!”
“Who told you someone who is not a virgin can’t have virgin boy’s pee? I am full of strength of Yang. So, my pee is more effective than a virgin boy’s pee!” Xu Que said.
“Cut it out! Tell us what we should do! I am quite worried now!” Buttface said, waving his paws.
“Alas!” Duan Jiude sighed at this time, “Now, I have to admit I am still a virgin. If you really need virgin boy’s pee, you can use mine!”
“A virgin boy?”
Xu Que and Buttface’s eyes went wide with shock.
“What?? I focus on cultivation and didn’t have time for that, OK?” Duan Jiude was annoyed and shouted angrily.
“Awesome, Mr. Duan! I really can’t hold it back! Hah, hah, hah! Sorry!” Buttface was laughing like a cute Husky.
Xu Que also said curiously as he patted Duan Jiude’s shoulder, “It must be really hard for you, Mr. Duan! But what I said about the virgin boy’s pee is a joke. Don’t take it seriously!”
“F*ck!” Duan Jiude cursed angrily, “Little brat, are you insane? How could you make fun of me at this time? I even revealed my secret which has been kept for so many years!”
“Calm down and don’t panic!” Xu Que said as he looked at the ice coffin under the altar with a calm smile, “I bet a Celestial Artifact that this woman can do nothing to hurt us!” He was quite confident. This woman had been sealed here for so many years, and she had to control the Celestials with carrots and sticks. If she really could kill them, she would have already come out!
“Really?” Duan Jiude didn’t believe Xu Que’s words.
“Just think a little bit, and you will know it is impossible for her to come out! So just calm down!” Xu Que said with a smile. Then he turned to Buttface and said, waving his hand, “Buttface, open the spell Array! Since they have started to search for reinforcements, I think it is the time for us to put those Holy Golden Armored Hornets into the Array!”
“OK!” Buttface said excitedly. He was interested in anything that could make big trouble!
When the spell flag went down, a gap appeared on the Trap and Kill Array instantly. Over 1 million Holy Golden Armored Hornets rushed into the Array crazily!
You…you opened the Trap and Kill Array!”
“B*stards! You are a bunch of b*stards!”
Instantly, many angry roars and miserable cries came from the Trap and Kill Array.
The Celestials were knocked down and torn into pieces by the Holy Golden Armored Hornets one after another. The ground was drenched in their blood. The scene was quite horrible!
The sects from the East Continent were shocked by this scene! This was definitely a bloody battle! Xu Que had managed to kill the Celestials with a borrowed knife, which was so ferocious and merciless! The point was that the combination of Xu Que, Duan Jiude, and Buttface was really shameless. They had sold the Trap and Kill Array to the Celestials. However, then they opened the Array secretly at last!
“Humph! This is not shameless! You know nothing! Nothing is too deceitful in war!” The leader of the Utopia Faction shouted.
He hated the Celestials very much. Now Xu Que had married Liu Jingning, who was the Holy Virgin of their sect. So he had to find a good excuse for Xu Que’s shamelessness!
At the same time, the powerhouses of the three academies in the Trap and Kill Array had started their counterattack! They had been kneeling on the ground. When the Trap and Kill Array was opened, they were attacked by the Holy Golden Armored Hornets, which caused great casualties.
Originally, they were around 80 persons. More than 30 had been killed instantly by the hornets. The rest of them had to do their best to defend themselves. The Trap and Kill Array was now filled with all kinds of magic arts and dazzling light. However, these Holy Golden Armored Hornets were extremely tough, and it was extremely difficult to break their hard shells. Also, the Celestials were intoxicated by Duan Jiude’s Drunken Celestial Perfume, which could hamper the circulation of Qi, blood, and True Core Strength in their bodies. Therefore, it was impossible for them to fight with full strength!
All at once, more than 50 Celestials were totally overcome by 1 million crazy Holy Golden Armored Hornets! Even though they did their best to defend themselves and fight back, they were still outnumbered by the Holy Golden Armored Hornets. More and more people were knocked down and torn into pieces!
“Senior, we are useless! Please save us for we are going to be eliminated!” Several Masters of the three academies shouted sadly. From the very beginning, they didn’t expect that they would end up this way and didn’t treat Xu Que as a threat. After all, they were at the Half-Celestial Realm and the Human Celestial Realm and were much more powerful than people from the Four Great Continents. They thought they were invincible in this place.
None of them expected they could be defeated by a guy at Level 5 of the Crossing Calamity Stage, an old man, and a dog!
“Xu Que, you’ll die like a dog!”
“When she comes out to save us, you will die miserably!”
People of the three academies shouted grimly. If they could survive the Holy Golden Armored Hornets, they would rather tear Xu Que into pieces than run away!
“What? Can she come out? If she comes out, I will eat excrement in front of you!” Xu Que said arrogantly.
He had figured out that the woman in the ice coffin could only open her eyes. Her pressure and momentum were quite horrible. But she could barely move! To his surprise, this woman had an extremely beautiful oriental face. And she also had a pair of white wings behind her back. So she was a little bit like a member of the Heavenly Human Tribe!
Suddenly, a deafening big bang echoed in this place like divine thunder. Everyone was totally shocked by it and felt a pain in their chests! People who were surprised by this sudden change turned pale immediately!
The next moment, water in the lake started to surge up into the sky like a spring. At last, the water formed a figure in front of the people in this area. The figure had long hair and exquisite body curves. Even though it was formed by water, people could tell it was a woman who looked a little bit familiar!
Everyone couldn’t help but gasp and felt chilliness in the back of their necks. Then, they looked down at the ice coffin under the altar.
“Holy sh*t! Holy sh*t!”
“Holy sh*t! Holy sh*t! Holy sh*t!”
Instantly, Xu Que, Buttface, and Duan Jiude shouted in surprise. They turned around and rolled up Liu Jingning and the others from the Utopia Faction, and started to escape crazily.
Xu Que was totally shocked. He thought that the woman was not able to come out. But now she had appeared in this way. Even if it was just a figure formed by water, he still sensed suffocating danger! If they didn’t run away, they would be killed instantly!
Suddenly, along with a big bang, a giant water screen appeared in front of Xu Que and his teammates. Water was flowing down from the sky. They were stopped by a waterfall! The waterfall obstructed all the paths that they could use to escape, which meant they were trapped in this place!
“D*mn! It’s over!”
“We are doomed!”
Buttface and Duan Jiude shouted desperately. They knew clearly how horrible the woman in that tomb was. She was much more powerful than Xu Que!
“How dare you break into the place where I keep my body?” An amazing woman’s voice rang out from all directions. It was clean, clear, and mighty!
She is so powerful! Xu Que was quite nervous and his expression was very serious now. He had never met such a powerful opponent before. What this woman brought was not only pressure but also a sense of powerlessness. He couldn’t help but feel he was just a nobody who was not even qualified to act as her opponent!
“D*mn! You forced me to do this!” Buttface said, clenching his teeth at this time. Then he jumped up into the sky and descended like a majestic king of beasts! The next moment, Buttface shouted sonorously as he pointed at Xu Que, “Senior, I have something to report! This guy is the mastermind of this issue!”
“Senior, I also have something to report! This guy tried to spray you with virgin boy’s pee! Also, he said he will eat excrement if you came out!” Duan Jiude also shouted almost at the same time.
Xu Que’s eyes got wide. D*mn! They are a step ahead of me!
“Senior, I can testify what Mr. Duan said is true! This guy really uttered those words! So, please, release Mr. Duan and me!”
“Why should I let you go after hearing his words?” That amazing woman’s voice, which was cold and majestic, could be heard again.
After making eye contact, Buttface and Duan Jiude replied at the same time, “Senior, we want to take a dump!”