Ultimate Scheming System - Chapter 1306 - My Waist!
Chapter 1306: My Waist!
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
“Alas…” The guardians at the summit of the Golden Celestial Stage of the Divine Farmer Clan sighed as they looked at each other speechlessly. After going through numerous hardships in the World of Cultivators, these guardians knew that Xu Que wouldn’t want to let them go easily. If they had been in Xu Que’s position, they would never have let this issue go either. After all, Xu Que had let some people from the Divine Farmer Clan go before this. Then, for his pains, Yi Dan had decided to return to avenge Yi Zhong by attacking Xu Que. This would be totally unacceptable for any powerhouse! After all, a powerhouse like Xu Que had his dignity, which was understandable!
These guardians had a pretty good idea of what was going on. They could even understand Xu Que’s thinking by putting themselves in his shoes. Of course, they would have become suspicious if Xu Que had let them go directly! “Senior Xu… ahem, Elder Xu, although this was all a terrible misunderstanding, the Divine Farmer Clan is willing to compensate you for your loss and wounds. We will compensate you with the best elixirs we have!” The leading guardian of the Divine Farmer Clan said earnestly at this time. At the same time, the rest of the guardians also approached. Their storage rings were shining. Many dazzling elixirs were gathered together. Apparently, they were trying to compensate Xu Que by scraping together elixirs.
“Elder Xu, these are the most famous and precious Chiliad Gold Resurrection Vines of the Divine Farmer Clan. Please accept them!” Several guardians presented Xu Que with 100 vibrant golden vines respectfully. Xu Que knew instantly that those vines were quite extraordinary!
Seeing this, Bai Cailing was surprised. The Chiliad Gold Resurrection Vine was very precious. It was also the most famous elixir of the Divine Farmer Clan, and extremely rare. This elixir could be used to heal all kinds of wounds. When Yi Zhong was seriously wounded and about to die, he was saved by a Nine-Reincarnation Spirit Protection Pill, which prolonged his life. The main component of the Nine-Reincarnation Spirit Protection Pill was the Chiliad Gold Resurrection Vine. A small piece of Chiliad Gold Resurrection Vine was enough to refine dozens of Nine-Reincarnation Spirit Protection Pills. So, the Chiliad Gold Resurrection Vine was extremely precious and rare throughout the entire Heaven Continent.
When the Chiliad Gold Resurrection Vine appeared at auction, it would always cause fierce competition among countless sects. And the price would always be extremely high! Now, these guardians had taken out 100 Chiliad Gold Resurrection Vines to show their sincerity, which also meant they didn’t want to offend a “Celestial King”!
“But why have they brought so many Chiliad Gold Resurrection Vines with them? The Divine Farmer Clan’s locale where they have planted the Chiliad Gold Resurrection Vines is a big mystery. I have heard that Yi Dan performed his cultivation in a Mystery Land in the Tianxiang Celestial Realm. Does it mean…” Bai Cailing murmured these thoughts to herself as her beautiful eyes lit up with wonder.
Xu Que, who was being supported by Buttface, was not satisfied when he saw the 100 Chiliad Gold Resurrection Vines. He didn’t know the value of the Chiliad Gold Resurrection Vines. But he knew they were quite precious. According to his experience, he knew that the things which were taken out first would never be the best. So he decided to act as if he wasn’t happy with the Chiliad Gold Resurrection Vines so that they would take out more of their best items!
Therefore, Xu Que ignored the Chiliad Gold Resurrection Vines and continued to groan painfully. “Ouch! My waist! This wound is so serious. I’m afraid it can’t be healed for the rest of my life! My waist has been wounded before. Now…alas! I’m afraid there is no remedy for what is wrong with it now! What should I do now…?”
“Humph! You are doomed! How dare you wound my Brother Que’s father in such a serious way! None of you can leave here before you give him satisfactory compensation!” Buttface clamored as he pointed at the guardians.
Xu Que continued with his act, as he placed his hand on his waist with eyes leaking tears, “Forget it! It is okay! Buttface, we can’t blame them for this. I was careless just now. I didn’t expect that my waist could be wounded again! My God! It seems like I will have to spend the rest of my life in misery! Oh, no! I am tired of living…” Then Xu Que pretended that he was about to break away from Buttface’s paws, so that he could commit suicide. His actions stunned all the rest of the people in this area. Their eyes got huge and wide in surprise. “Why is this old man so shameless? Are you really tired of living? Just kill yourself in front of us!” This was the general thought among the onlookers.
“Hey! Brother Que’s father! Don’t do that! If you die, Bother Que’s heart will be broken!” Buttface consoled him cooperatively. Duan Jiude also walked up and shouted as he stared at the Divine Farmer Clan’s guardians seriously, “You should be ashamed of what you did just now! Now this old man wants to end his life because of you! Do you have any consciences? Can you sleep well at night?”
“…..” The guardians were speechless. But they didn’t dare to do anything reckless. One guardian walked up and said flatteringly, “Elder Xu, I know you are a magnanimous man. Please forgive us and let us go. We know these Chiliad Gold Resurrection Vines are nothing for a distinguished cultivator like you! But they are really the most precious things the Divine Farmer Clan can offer now!”
“Bullsh*t! 100 weeds are not even enough for us to buy nourishment! At least you should give us 200 Chiliad Gold Resurrection Vines!” Buttface replied immediately. Xu Que stared at Buttface and sent him a secret message, “Holy sh*t! Buttface, are you a fool? Are my excellent acting skills only worth 200 elixirs?”
“Eh…” Buttface was stunned. Then he regretted that his price seemed to be too low! Unfortunately, he had already uttered those words, and it would be humiliating if he went back on his words in front of so many people. Hearing that, the guardians made up their minds, clenching their teeth. They took out another 100 Chiliad Gold Resurrection Vines from their storage rings. After that, they presented 200 Chiliad Gold Resurrection Vines to Xu Que respectfully with both hands. Xu Que couldn’t continue to act tough in such a situation. He had to receive the Chiliad Gold Resurrection Vines with his shaky hands.
His action reassured the guardians, who let out sighs of relief. However, just when Xu Que had received the Chiliad Gold Resurrection Vines, he leaned forward toward a guardian, acting as if he had stumbled. The guardian was shocked. He was surprised that Xu Que had stumbled. He supported Xu Que and said in a hurry, “Elder Xu, are you okay?”
“Ouch!” A sonorous cry echoed all around the area. Xu Que took the opportunity to lean on the guardian some more, falling to the ground as he cried miserably, “My waist…”
GASP! Instantly, everyone in the area couldn’t help but gasp! The guardians of the Divine Farmer Clan were totally dumbfounded. Their faces and hearts turned ashy, and their eyes got wide!
“Hey! How dare you wound my Brother Que’s father again!” Buttface jumped up and shouted as he pointed at the guardians as if he had obtained irrefutable evidence. At the same time, he glanced at Xu Que, who was lying on the ground. He found that Xu Que was showing him five fingers secretly. Buttface, who believed he had understood Xu Que’s intentions, shouted immediately, “Now, he is wounded again! None of you is allowed to leave here before you provide us with 5 million Chiliad Gold Resurrection Vines!”