Ultimate Scheming System - Chapter 219: Where’s Your Toilet?
Chapter 219: Where’s Your Toilet?
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“Dog Emperor, you dare to break your promise and use the Imperial Qi again? You bastard!” Xu Que shouted out in anger as he controlled the jade seal once again and caused it to slam down upon the Fire Emperor!
The Fire Emperor didn’t dare to say anything and neither did he have the time to heal his injuries. He slammed his palms onto the ground.
Great power shook the ground, causing it to tremble violently as boundless energy seeped out from the cracks in the ground and surrounded him!
At the exact same time, the gigantic jade seal descended down from the skies and landed heavily onto the Fire Emperor’s body. The ground beneath the Emperor was facing so much stress that it cracked, causing a thick layer of dust to materialize.
Everyone present was shocked by this scene.
This was… damned vicious. Xu Que actually slammed the entire jade seal atop the Fire Emperor. He really tried to turn him into a pancake!
Most of the onlookers were terrified by such a scene.
The Flaming Sun Princess watched on and her pupils dilated. She clearly hadn’t expected Xu Que to be so vicious in his methods.
However, she wasn’t too worried about her father. This was because she had spotted the Fire Emperor drawing sufficient ancient Imperial Qi from the ground to defend himself.
Xu Que frowned, realizing that no system notifications informed him of his kill. With a wave of his hands, he lifted the gargantuan jade seal from the ground once again.
Dust filled the air and obscured his vision for a time. The Fire Emperor was crouching on the ground and was enveloped by the Imperial QI. However, it seemed like he was unconscious!
Right at this point, Xu Que’s hands made a downward swing once again!
The jade seal crashed onto the ground once again at the exact same spot.
Everyone’s eyelids twitched in fear. “Fuck! He’s still at it!”
The jade seal landed heavily onto the ground, causing tremors once again. The walls around were shaking violently as the Fire Emperor sank further into the ground and the Imperial Qi was losing its brightness.
However, Xu Que still didn’t hear the system notification. Realizing that there was no other option, he decided to do it again.
With a wave of his hands, he raised the jade seal into the air and slammed it down against the Emperor yet again.
Xu Que allowed the jade seal to rise up before slamming onto the ground repeatedly. The intensity of each slam becoming more ferocious after each failed attempt.
All of a sudden, it seemed like a brilliant idea had came to him. He raised the jade seal high up into the air, before slamming it down thrice in rapid succession!
“Boom boom bam!”
Immediately after, he condensed his energy within his dantian and sang out loudly, “We-will, we-will, rock you!”
The crowd were stumped by this!
What the hell was he singing? Why didn’t anyone understand?
“Boom boom bam!:
“We-will, we-will, rock you!”
Xu Que’s beat started once again as he sang out loudly and confidently, “Buddy you’re a boy make a big noise…”
The crowd were stupefied by this. Although nobody understood the lyrics, they were all pumped up since the music sounded so upbeat!
“Fuck me. This kid is even a Musician? His voice could really affect our moods!”
At this point, a cultivator shouted out, “No wonder that I can fill my blood heating up and I can’t help but sing along to it!”
The crowd realized that Xu Que had probably cultivated in music and then their faces turned pale after realizing that they were all affected by his music.
This was way too vile. He was smashing the jade seal down on the Emperor while singing at the same time. He was truly trying to kill the Fire Emperor!
The Flaming Sun Princess had an ashen look across her face as she clenched her tiny fists. She looked at the Fire Emperor and saw that his Imperial Qi was almost depleted and finally couldn’t take it any longer. She then shouted out, “Xu Que, stop it!”
“You want me to stop? Haha! Who do you think you are?” Xu Que laughed out coldly as he raised his hands up, causing the jade seal to lift up from the ground once more as he slammed it down and continued to sing!
Concubine Fantasy couldn’t take it any longer as well. If the Fire Emperor died, she would be in trouble as well!
Realizing this, she looked at the few Infant Transformation Generals and shouted out, “Generals, what are you staring at? Protect the Emperor!”
The few Generals hurriedly regained their senses and sped towards Xu Que.
Xu Que laughed out coldly as his finger snapped once, conjuring the Eight Waste Destruction Flames and drew out a perimeter around him with the flames. He then shouted out coldly, “Anyone who crosses this line, dies!”
The few Generals were taken aback by this. Their faces revealed fear as they hesitated.
They were aware of how potent and terrifying this mystical flames were.
Even the Fire Emperor was defeated by this flame. If the few of them stepped forward, they would definitely be broken by the flames as well and might even lose their lives!
For cultivators to reach such a stage in their cultivation, they all knew how precious their lives were and treasure it immensely. How could they bear to risk their lives?
Xu Que watched the few of them before looking at Concubine Fantasy and taunted them, “I couldn’t tell that the dog Emperor had such fetishes! He passed you to me and allowed me to play with you for six years and yet you still remain so faithful to him. If you want your life to be cool, try being a cuckold. Today, I’ve finally learnt that there are such people around! I’ve finally learnt something!”
Several people around spat out some blood. Damn it! How could you be so ignorant?! What’s wrong with the Concubine showing concern for the Emperor? If the Fire Emperor died today, his Concubine would certainly not live as well. Of course, she wanted to act against you!
However, the phrase about “if you want your life to be cool, try being a cuckold” was rather witty. Looks like this kid is truly quite talented
“Ding!…” Right at this point, Xu Que could hear the system notification in his head.
His eyebrows were raised as his face revealed a look of excitement. Was this the notification which informed him that he had finally killed the Fire Emperor?
However, at the next moment, Xu Que’s face turned black.
“System wishes to remind the host that danger is fast approaching. The current target has been congealing his Emperor’s Energy and has already reached 98% completion.” The system warned.
Xu Que was furious. This old bastard had already passed out yet he’s still able to conjure the Emperor’s Energy?
He was too immersed in trying to kill the Emperor but this Emperor was too much of a wastrel. He was actually using the precious Imperial Qi and Emperor’s Energy all for Xu Que!
If it weren’t for these two protective energies, Xu Que would’ve killed him!
And now… there wasn’t any other choice. Without breaking through the Imperial Qi, it was impossible to kill the Fire Emperor. Also, he knew that once the Fire Emperor completes the Emperor’s Energy transfer, he was certain that he would get defeated badly by the Fire Emperor!
“Damn it. Thankfully, I’ve mastered the Art of War. Thirty sixth strategy, let’s go!” He muttered under his breath before raising the jade seal up one final time and placing it down upon the back of the Fire Emperor and left it there.
He then turned his gaze towards everyone and looked extremely intimidating.
The crowd paused and held their breaths in shock. They returned the gaze in astonishment. The atmosphere was extremely tense and nobody dared to move.
Their hearts were filled with fear. Why did this vile and evil kid stopped all of a sudden?
The few Infant Transformation Staged Generals had sullen looks across their faces as they lingered behind the line of fire drawn out by Xu Que. None of them had dared to take another step forward!
After all, they had seen Xu Que’s crazed manner and noted that he had even defeated the Fire Emperor. If any of them stepped forward, none of them would survive.
After looking at everyone, Xu Que finally opened his mouth and spoke out, “I’m tired from all this fighting. I shall rest for a little while. Where’s your toilet… err, I mean, washroom? I wish to smoke a cigarette and take a piss before resuming!” Xu Que spoke before sweeping his glance to his left and right. He then walked towards the throne room.
“…” The crowd’s lips twitched.
Damn it! You’re tired?
Big brother, do you even know what being tired is?
You seemed to be enjoying your fight so much, you even started singing a catchy song!