Ultimate Scheming System - Chapter 512 - You Look So Filthy, Pooh!
Chapter 512: You Look So Filthy, Pooh!
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
The sea-like Spiritual Qi was swirling around the creature of the Sea Tribe. The man in red had revealed his true body, which was floating in the sky like an enormous mountain.
The creature was essentially a menacing, giant meat pillar. At the base of the creature’s duel siphons, or neck, was a tremendous shell. It looked exactly like a Geoduck that had been magnified immensely.
“Hmm, even a frog-in-a-well like you can recognize our tribe! The Geoduck Tribe has existed since the ancient times. You should feel honored to gaze upon my real body before your death,” the Geoduck said. He gave a cold and arrogant smile as he looked down upon everyone.
The crowd was was shocked at the Geoduck’s appearance. Although they had read about Geoducks before in ancient books, no one had ever seen a Geoduck before. Now that they were looking at one, they felt a bit strange. Something about this strange Sea Tribe creature looked oddly familiar.
Xu Que put his hands on his hips and shouted up at the Sea Tribe member.
“It’s not difficult to recognize your tribe. Everyone from your tribe looks like a d*ck stuffed into a shell. What a bunch of ugly perverts. You look so filthy, pooh!”
Everyone was dumbfounded.
Holy sh*t! I have to admit, it really does look like a big d*ck that’s been stuffed into a shell. It’s so gross!
“Behave yourself…” the Geoduck growled furiously.
“Behave your big d*ck!” Xu Que replied casually.
“You are seeking death!” the Geoduck shouted angrily. His shouts were deafening.
“You are seeking your big d*ck!” Xu Que was still calm.
The Geoduck was extremely angry. He wasn’t able to say anything without Xu Que replacing the end of his sentence with “big d*ck.” Even back home their tribe used to be ridiculed like this by other stronger tribes. These kind of insults were their burning shame.
Xu Que began to size up his opponent. His body was composed of two tremendous shells and one giant, fleshy neck that resembled an elephant trunk… or a d*ck. At the front end of the neck, there were some saw-like teeth. The neck could also extend and retract like a giant worm. Xu Que suddenly realized that the man’s ability to enlarge his finger into a large pillar of flesh stemmed from his duel siphons.
Suddenly, the Geoduck extended his neck, preparing for an attack. The Geoduck’s siphons swung at Xu Que, but he dodged just in time.
As Xu Que dodged, the Geoduck’s siphons slammed into the ground, creating deep fissures in every direction. The ground shook beneath everyone’s feet. The blow was powerful enough to shatter a mountain. The nearby buildings were now in ruins.
Everyone was stunned.
His formidable strength is unstoppable!
He demolished the ground with just one blow. Could it be that he could crush a mountain in a blink of an eye?
“Sh*t! You pervert!” Xu Que cursed. “You can fight me, sure, but stop thrusting at me with your d*ck!”
The Geoduck was angry that his attack missed. He extended his neck and bore his razor sharp teeth.
A wild wind gushed out of the tips of his siphons and swept over the whole area.
“Wow, look!” Xu Que shouted to the crowd, pointing at the Geoduck.
Everyone was puzzled.
What is it? What do you want us to see?
“This guy is really awesome! I mean, he’s got teeth in his d*ck!” Xu Que said. He voiced this discovery with the same excitement as someone who had just discovered a new continent.
Everyone in the crowd tried to keep a straight face… However, someone couldn’t help bursting into laughter.
What a mean, funny, and disgusting joke! Xu Que’s metaphor was extremely vivid, especially to all the men in the crowd! The Geoduck’s teeth were supposed to deter enemies. However, now they had become something to laugh at. Despite this, the crowd had the decency to not shout out the interpretation of the metaphor.
A dick with teeth inside… what a vivid metaphor.
Once again, the Geoduck was furious. He swung his neck at Xu Que and opened the tips of his siphons. Waves of light blue water gushed out of his siphon tips. The dense, chilling waves, which were as sharp as swords, surged towards Xu Que. Xu Que squinted and dodged the attack by jumping up into the sky.
“You are so different in your true form! Since your d*ck couldn’t hit me, you thought you’d try spraying me with your urine?” Xu Que sneered.
Although Xu Que had mastered three Star-Rank magic arts and had performed the Soaring Dragon’s Nine Transformation, his physique hadn’t been sufficiently strengthened yet. Therefore, he couldn’t withstand a direct collision with the Geoduck.
Without hesitation, the Geoduck raised his giant neck in an attempt to hit Xu Que to the ground.
Suddenly, a figure appeared. It was Xu Que’s Thunder Illusion Body, which had the appearance of Li Bai. The Thunder Illusion Body held a Dark Heavy Buster Sword in his hand. Li Bai slashed at the Geoduck’s neck, stopping its attack.
“Hum! This time, you die first!” the Geoduck snorted.
The Geoduck turned toward the Thunder Illusion Body and swung his siphons at Li Bai. Despite his size, the Geoduck was incredibly fast.
The mountainous siphons smashed against Li Bai. The Thunder Illusion Body exploded and disappeared, just like the first time a member of the Sea Tribe destroyed it.
“Lord Li!” shouted Madam Ya and many members of the Mysterious Clan.
Although they knew Li Bai was immortal, it was still a terrible shock to witness him disappear like this. Everyone became increasingly worried.
This man of the Sea Tribe is way too powerful! He killed Lord Li Bai with just one move!
Perhaps this gigantic creature can only be killed by the joint attack of the Exploding Heavens Faction’s ten sovereigns!
After killing the Thunder Illusion Body, the Geoduck looked up at the sky again.
“What? Has he run away?” the Geoduck snorted disdainfully.
Xu Que had disappeared. After jumping into the sky, his figure and aura vanished.
The sky was quiet and the crowd was silent.
“Since that good-for-nothing has run away, now it’s your turn!”
Everyone was shocked by the Geoduck’s threat. Their faces paled and their legs shook in fear. For the Mysterious Clan, this sense of terror was even greater than when they were facing tens of thousands of Demonic Beasts!
Su Ling’er’s lips were pale, as were Madam Ya’s. They both sensed that death was approaching.
If Sun Wu Kong were fighting the Geoduck, the Mysterious Clan believed that he would never run away. They had never been confident in the God of Cookery’s combat abilities. Besides, he had only been asked to cook dishes for them. He was not obligated to protect them. But alas, Sun Wu Kong was nowhere to be found.
On top of this, Li Bai had been smashed to pieces and was still not revived. Even when he did revive, he couldn’t protect them by himself. The Geoduck would just easily defeat him again.
Sun Wu Kong, where the h*ll are you? Su Ling’er thought.
Su Ling’er looked around anxiously. However, Xu Que was indeed gone without a trace.
The Geoduck launched his attack. The mountainous neck was raised high and was about to smash all people below it like a falling sun.
Everyone felt an abrupt and horrible force coming from the sky.
Everyone shivered. The Geoduck was also surprised. Everyone looked up.
They saw a figure wrapped in fire that was falling like an asteroid. The majestic figure was barreling towards the ground head first, his hands pressed together. His speed was so fast that he even broke the sound barrier.
Everyone was completely shocked.
The God of Cookery’s question, the one that he had asked the man in red before he transformed, resounded in everyone’s minds:
Have you heard of a palm technique which can fall from the sky?